♣ TXTs Messages|Jokes ♣

J O K E S

♥TXTs : JOKES 1♥
Girl: what is my bra size?
Boy : 32
Girl: how?
Boy : yesterday I opened
Girl: but in my bra no number is there?
Boy : then what? I am engineer from load i can calculate area....

♥TXTs : JOKES 2♥
5 men are raping a woman.

The woman is laughing nonstop. So after sometime the men get bugged n ask her y is she laughn.

She replies,

I hV aids

♥TXTs : JOKES 3♥
One day a couple were having s**x in the bathtub
and the girlfriend said I am not cofortable.

Why not replied the boyfriend.

I keep slipping and you d**k goes into the wrong hole.

♥TXTs : JOKES 4♥
First night
Husband: I can't find ur hole,
Wife: but why?
Husband: sweetheart i'm a Bycycle repairer,i can"t find the hole untill sink into the water.

♥TXTs : JOKES 5♥
A hot girl removes her jeans tells to her boyfriend,

"MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WIFE."
The boy also removes his jeans says

"WASH BOTH THE JEANS..."